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The "Silly Point" Hydration Flask

£18.00 GBP
Taxes included.
Let’s face it: the only thing drier than the square on a baking July afternoon is your throat after a five-over spell of medium-pace "dibbly-dobblers."

Whether you’re filling it with ice-cold water to survive a day in the field, or steaming tea to numb the pain of a golden duck, this 500ml stainless steel beauty is your new best teammate. It’s double-walled, meaning it stays cold longer than a tail-ender's defensive technique.

Designed in a bowling pin shape, it’s slim enough to slide into your kit bag and leak-proof enough to ensure your whites don’t end up stained with lukewarm squash.

The Stats:
Built to Last: High-grade stainless steel that’s tougher than a grumpy opening bowler.
Stay Frosty: Vacuum-insulated to keep drinks hot or cold for 6 hours (roughly the time it takes for a slow over-rate penalty to kick in).
The Finish: Glossy ORCA coating for colours more vibrant than the tea lady’s gossip.
Dimensions: 27 \times 7 cm—fits perfectly in a car cup holder or tucked behind the boundary rope.
The Cap: Odourless and leak-proof. Unlike your wicketkeeper, this actually catches everything.

Maintenance:
Hand-wash only: Treat it with more care than you treat your favourite bat.
Pro Tip: Don’t leave water in here for more than 24 hours. Unless you want it to smell worse than a pair of unwashed keeping gloves, give it a proper rinse.