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The "Silly Point" Hydration Flask

The "Silly Point" Hydration Flask

£18.00 GBP
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Let’s face it: the only thing drier than the square on a baking July afternoon is your throat after a five-over spell of medium-pace "dibbly-dobblers."

Whether you’re filling it with ice-cold water to survive a day in the field or steaming tea to numb the pain of a golden duck, the "Silly Point" Hydration Flask is your new best teammate. It’s a 500 ml stainless steel beauty with double-wall insulation, meaning it stays cold longer than a tail-ender's defensive technique.

Designed in a bowling pin shape, it’s slim enough to slide into your kit bag and leak-proof enough to ensure your whites don’t end up stained with lukewarm squash.

The Stats:

  • Built to Last: The "Silly Point" Hydration Flask is made from high-grade stainless steel that’s tougher than a grumpy opening bowler.
  • Stay Frosty: Vacuum-insulated to keep drinks hot or cold for 6 hours (roughly the time it takes for a slow over-rate penalty to kick in).
  • The Finish: Glossy ORCA coating for colors more vibrant than the tea lady’s gossip.
  • Dimensions: 27 × 7 cm—fits perfectly in a car cup holder or tucked behind the boundary rope.
  • The Cap: Odourless and leak-proof. Unlike your wicketkeeper, this catches everything.

Maintenance:

  • Hand-wash only: Treat it with more care than you treat your favourite bat.
  • Pro Tip: Don’t leave water in here for more than 24 hours. Unless you want it to smell worse than a pair of unwashed keeping gloves, give it a proper rinse.

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